After a couple of cans one of my friends had a piss and then went home.

Later when I went to the toilet I found my toilet roll like this:

I found a circular, green stain on my bedroom carpet today. It looked like ink or paint and was slightly crusty but also looked like it could not be removed.

First of all I tried Vanish which is usually very good, but it didn’t touch it. Then I tried CarPlan upholstery cleaner which has a little plastic brush on the end. I don’t normally like scrubbing carpet, but after spraying it with the upholstery cleaner and rubbing away with the brush thingy, the stain eventually went away. Now my carpet is back to perfection.

After cleaning. Perfect!

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